| Stuff, Stuff, Stuff |
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| Written by Skip Jackson | |
| Sunday, 12 August 2007 | |
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A Sermon by Sydney V. (Skip) Jackson — August 12, 2007 Indianola Presbyterian Church, Columbus, Ohio Texts: Ecclesiastes 2:4-11; Luke 12:13-21, 32-34 [Jesus] said to them, "Take care! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; for one’s life does not consist in the abundance of possessions." — Luke 12:15 This is from a humor piece claiming to be the report of an alien visit to earth: "The planet is extensively populated by a strange species of two-legged animals… [who] engage in their primary occupation of competing with each other to amass possessions they don’t need. In this useless effort… one particular group appears to have the job of creating the illusion in the other[s]… that the latter actually need the useless possessions they so busily produce, collect, and exchange." 1 Well, there’s a lot of truth in that. What’s it all about? Stuff. Stuff we produce, stuff we buy, stuff we collect. Stuff, stuff, stuff. I’ve been thinking a lot about stuff lately, ever since Kathy and I went off without the kids and stayed for a few days in a one-room log cabin in the Hocking hills. It was pretty luxurious for a log cabin, but it was small—way, way smaller than our house. I’ve been thinking about how huge our house will seem to just the two of us in a couple years when both kids are off to college. My dad came to visit last week, and I’ve been thinking about how much larger our house is than the one my three brothers and I grew up in. We have two fewer kids, but more than twice the floor space, four more rooms, and one and one-half more bathrooms. Aside from the extra bathrooms, which have a lot to do with maintaining peace and sanity, all that extra room is mainly for one reason. Stuff. Room for all our stuff. That great philosopher, theologian, and student of human behavior, George Carlin, has a lot to say about stuff. OK, he’s actually a stand-up comic, but maybe that’s important. After all, George Bernard Shaw once said, "If you tell people the truth, make them laugh or they’ll kill you." George Carlin on stuff… (At this point my daughter says I need to offer a caveat. I am not George Carlin. He’s much funnier than I am. So if you don’t laugh, please do refrain from killing me.) I don’t know how you are, but I need a place to put my stuff… That’s the whole meaning of life… trying to find a place to put your stuff. That’s all your house is. Your house is just a place to keep your stuff. If you didn’t have so much stuff, you wouldn’t need a house. You could just walk around all the time. Jesus said, "Watch out for greed! Your life is about lots more than lots and lots of stuff!" Then he told a story about a man with lots of stuff, barns full of stuff, houses full of stuff, storage units full of stuff, stuff enough to last for years and years and years. People are always repeating that experiment in Ecclesiastes, accumulating stuff and hoping the result will be different. But no. Not this time. Even as the rich man congratulates himself—"Hey man, you’ve got stuff enough for a lifetime!"—God interrupts to tell him that’s just how long his stuff will last him. "You fool! This very night your life is being demanded of you. And the things you have prepared, whose will they be?" The joke’s on him. There is definitely some humor here. For something deeper is going on that we miss in the English translation. The literal Greek is, "You fool! This very night they demand your life from you." They? Who or what is this "they" that demand the rich man’s life? Why, they are his possessions, his stuff. The things he gave his life for now own him. So his life is theirs for the taking. Jesus’ final question is dripping with irony. For if the rich man’s possessions possess him, whose will they be when he is dead? Poof! Nothingness The rich man was obsessed with finding a place for his stuff—barns, houses, containers, boxes. (Did you know there are stores that sell nothing but containers and boxes to hold your stuff? As if having a box for everything and everything for its box makes it all better.) But now death comes, and it’s time to move on. Another philosopher, theologian, student of human behavior, stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld, calls death our "last big move"—"That’s what death is, it’s the last big move of your life. The hearse is like a [moving] van, the pallbearers are your close friends, the only ones you could really ask to help you with a big move like that. And the casket is that great, perfect box you’ve been looking for your whole life. The only problem is once you find it, you’re in it." 3 Truly, the pursuit of stuff, stuff, and more stuff is "vanity," as futile as "chasing after the wind." So what are we to do about all our possessions, our treasures, our stuff? I’m afraid I don’t have a definitive answer for you. Jesus says to sell what you possess and give alms. But I’m not ready to part with all my stuff yet. I doubt any of you are. I am thinking a lot about my piles of stuff. You’ll have to do your own thinking about your stuff. What seems to be important here is for us to know and trust in God’s astounding generosity in giving the kingdom. It is God’s good pleasure to give us the kingdom. God enjoys giving us the kingdom. And it is somehow important that we share out of what we have. Sharing seems almost too simple. But think about how sharing subverts the death-dealing power that stuff wields over our lives. Sharing keeps our possessions from possessing us. Giving things away robs them of their power. And whether we have lots of stuff or only little, we can always share out of whatever we have. That’s where the real treasure is—and where our hearts are. I’ll close with a poem by I found about "Sharing." There isn’t much that I can do, Amen and amen. 1 Richard H. Nethe, "Critical Observations of an Independent Auditor," The Humanist, May-June, 1997. 2 George Carlin in Brain Droppings (Hyperion, 1997), adapted based on a video of Carlin’s stand-up routine on the internet (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8896213084482448693 ) and "cleaned up" a little for a G-rated audience. 3 Jerry Seinfeld, SeinLanguage (Bantam, 1993). 4 Maude V. Preston, "Sharing" (Ideals magazine, cited by Tim Hansel, You Gotta Keep Dancing (1995)) |
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