Stuff, Stuff, Stuff PDF Print E-mail
Written by Skip Jackson   
Sunday, 12 August 2007
A Sermon by Sydney V. (Skip) Jackson — August 12, 2007

Indianola Presbyterian Church, Columbus, Ohio

Texts:  Ecclesiastes 2:4-11;  Luke 12:13-21, 32-34

[Jesus] said to them, "Take care!  Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; for one’s life does not consist in the abundance of possessions." — Luke 12:15
 
This is from a humor piece claiming to be the report of an alien visit to earth:  "The planet is extensively populated by a strange species of two-legged animals… [who] engage in their primary occupation of competing with each other to amass possessions they don’t need.  In this useless effort… one particular group appears to have the job of creating the illusion in the other[s]… that the latter actually need the useless possessions they so busily produce, collect, and exchange." 1
 
Well, there’s a lot of truth in that.  What’s it all about?  Stuff.  Stuff we produce, stuff we buy, stuff we collect.  Stuff, stuff, stuff.  I’ve been thinking a lot about stuff lately, ever since Kathy and I went off without the kids and stayed for a few days in a one-room log cabin in the Hocking hills.  It was pretty luxurious for a log cabin, but it was small—way, way smaller than our house.  I’ve been thinking about how huge our house will seem to just the two of us in a couple years when both kids are off to college.  My dad came to visit last week, and I’ve been thinking about how much larger our house is than the one my three brothers and I grew up in.  We have two fewer kids, but more than twice the floor space, four more rooms, and one and one-half more bathrooms.  Aside from the extra bathrooms, which have a lot to do with maintaining peace and sanity, all that extra room is mainly for one reason.  Stuff.  Room for all our stuff.

That great philosopher, theologian, and student of human behavior, George Carlin, has a lot to say about stuff.  OK, he’s actually a stand-up comic, but maybe that’s important.  After all, George Bernard Shaw once said, "If you tell people the truth, make them laugh or they’ll kill you."  George Carlin on stuff… (At this point my daughter says I need to offer a caveat.  I am not George Carlin.  He’s much funnier than I am.  So if you don’t laugh, please do refrain from killing me.)
I don’t know how you are, but I need a place to put my stuff…  That’s the whole meaning of life… trying to find a place to put your stuff.  That’s all your house is.  Your house is just a place to keep your stuff.  If you didn’t have so much stuff, you wouldn’t need a house.  You could just walk around all the time.

A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it.  You can see that when you’re taking off in an airplane.  You look down, you see everybody’s got a little pile of stuff… their own pile of stuff.  And when you leave your house, you gotta lock it up.  Wouldn’t want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff.  They always take the good stuff.  Ain’t nobody interested in the junk you’ve stashed away, like your fourth grade arithmetic papers.  That’s what your house is, a place to keep your stuff… while you go out and get more stuff!

Now, sometimes you gotta move, gotta get a bigger house.  Why?  Too much stuff!  You’ve gotta move all your stuff.  Maybe put some of your stuff in storage.  Imagine that!  There’s a whole industry based on someone else keeping an eye on your stuff.  Enough about your stuff.  Let’s talk about other people’s stuff.

Did you ever notice when you go to somebody else’s house, you never quite feel 100% at home?  Know why?  No room for your stuff. Somebody else’s stuff is all over the place!  And what awful stuff it is!  Where did they get this stuff?  And if you stay overnight, unexpectedly, they give you a little bedroom to sleep in.  Bedroom they haven’t used in about eleven years.  Someone died in it, eleven years ago.  And they haven’t moved any of his stuff!  Wherever they give you to sleep, right next to the bed there’s usually a dresser of some kind, and there’s NO ROOM for your stuff on it.  Somebody else’s stuff is on the dresser. (Have you noticed that other people’s stuff is junk and your junk is stuff?)

Sometimes you leave your house to go on vacation.  And you gotta take some of your stuff with you.  You can’t take all your stuff.  Just the stuff you really like. The stuff that fits you well that month.  You take a smaller version of your house, version two of your stuff.  Let’s say you're gonna fly all the way to Honolulu.  Gonna go across the continent, across half an ocean to Honolulu.  You gotta take two big suitcases of your stuff, plus your carry-on stuff, plus all the stuff that’s in your pockets.  You get down to the hotel room in Honolulu and you open up your suitcase and you put away all your stuff.  "Here’s a place here, put a little bit of stuff there, put some stuff here, put some stuff—you put your stuff there, I’ll put some stuff here—here’s another place for stuff.  Look at this, we got more places than we got stuff.  We’re gonna hafta buy more stuff!"

You put all your stuff away, and even though you’re thousands of miles from home and don’t feel at ease, you do know you must be OK, because after all, you got some of your stuff with you. And you relax in Honolulu on that basis. That’s when your friend calls up from Maui, and says, "Hey, why don’tchya come over to Maui for the weekend and spend a couple of nights over here?"

Oh, no!  Now what do I pack?  You’ve gotta pack an even SMALLER version of your stuff.  The third version of your house.  Just enough stuff for a weekend on Maui.  You get over to Maui—I mean you’re really getting extended now.  You got stuff ALL OVER THE WORLD!  You got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets.  I mean, supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.  You get over to your friend’s house on Maui, and he gives you a little place to sleep, a little bed right next to a windowsill or a small shelf.  Not much room on it, but that’s OK because you don’t have much stuff now.  You put your stuff up there.  You got your Visine, you got your imported French toenail clippers, you got your cinnamon-flavored dental floss, and you put everything up.  It takes about an hour and a half, but after a while you finally feel okay, say, "All right, I got my toenail clippers, I must be okay."  And you relax in Maui on that basis.  That’s when your friend says, "Aaaaay, I think tonight we’ll go over to the other side of the island, visit a pal of mine and maybe stay over."
 
Aww, no!!!  NOW what do you bring?  You gotta put together an even SMALLER version of your stuff.  The fourth version of your house.  Only the stuff you know you’re gonna need.  Money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pen, candy, tooth brush, sunglasses, and a book. STUFF! 2
Jesus said, "Watch out for greed! Your life is about lots more than lots and lots of stuff!"  Then he told a story about a man with lots of stuff, barns full of stuff, houses full of stuff, storage units full of stuff, stuff enough to last for years and years and years.  People are always repeating that experiment in Ecclesiastes, accumulating stuff and hoping the result will be different.  But no.  Not this time.  Even as the rich man congratulates himself—"Hey man, you’ve got stuff enough for a lifetime!"—God interrupts to tell him that’s just how long his stuff will last him.  "You fool! This very night your life is being demanded of you.  And the things you have prepared, whose will they be?"  The joke’s on him.  There is definitely some humor here.  For something deeper is going on that we miss in the English translation.  The literal Greek is, "You fool!  This very night they demand your life from you."

They?  Who or what is this "they" that demand the rich man’s life?  Why, they are his possessions, his stuff.  The things he gave his life for now own him.  So his life is theirs for the taking.  Jesus’ final question is dripping with irony.  For if the rich man’s possessions possess him, whose will they be when he is dead?  Poof!  Nothingness

The rich man was obsessed with finding a place for his stuff—barns, houses, containers, boxes.  (Did you know there are stores that sell nothing but containers and boxes to hold your stuff?  As if having a box for everything and everything for its box makes it all better.)  But now death comes, and it’s time to move on.  Another philosopher, theologian, student of human behavior, stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld, calls death our "last big move"—"That’s what death is, it’s the last big move of your life.  The hearse is like a [moving] van, the pallbearers are your close friends, the only ones you could really ask to help you with a big move like that.  And the casket is that great, perfect box you’ve been looking for your whole life.  The only problem is once you find it, you’re in it." 3   Truly, the pursuit of stuff, stuff, and more stuff is "vanity," as futile as "chasing after the wind."
 
So what are we to do about all our possessions, our treasures, our stuff?  I’m afraid I don’t have a definitive answer for you.  Jesus says to sell what you possess and give alms.  But I’m not ready to part with all my stuff yet.  I doubt any of you are.  I am thinking a lot about my piles of stuff.  You’ll have to do your own thinking about your stuff.  What seems to be important here is for us to know and trust in God’s astounding generosity in giving the kingdom.  It is God’s good pleasure to give us the kingdom.  God enjoys giving us the kingdom.   And it is somehow important that we share out of what we have.  Sharing seems almost too simple.  But think about how sharing subverts the death-dealing power that stuff wields over our lives. Sharing keeps our possessions from possessing us.  Giving things away robs them of their power.  And whether we have lots of stuff or only little, we can always share out of whatever we have.  That’s where the real treasure is—and where our hearts are.  I’ll close with a poem by I found about "Sharing."
There isn’t much that I can do,
But I can share my bread with you,
And I can share my joy with you,
And sometimes share a sorrow, too,
As on our way we go.

There isn’t much that I can do,
But I can sit an hour with you,
And I can share a story with you,
And sometimes share reverses, too,
As on our way we go.

There isn’t much that I can do,
But I can share my flowers with you,
And I can share my books with you,
And sometimes share your burdens, too,
As on our way we go.

There isn’t much that I can do,
But I can share my songs with you,
And I can share my mirth with you,
And sometimes come and laugh with you,
As on our way we go.

There isn’t much that I can do,
But I can share my hopes with you,
And I can share my fears with you,
And sometimes shed some tears with you,
As on our way we go.

There isn’t much that I can do,
But I can share my friends with you,
And I can share my life with you,
And ofttimes share a prayer with you,
As on our way we go. 4
Amen and amen.
 
Footnotes:
1  Richard H. Nethe, "Critical Observations of an Independent Auditor," The Humanist, May-June, 1997.
2  George Carlin in Brain Droppings (Hyperion, 1997), adapted based on a video of Carlin’s stand-up routine on the
        internet (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8896213084482448693 ) and "cleaned up" a little for a
        G-rated audience.
3  Jerry Seinfeld, SeinLanguage (Bantam, 1993).
4  Maude V. Preston, "Sharing" (Ideals magazine, cited by Tim Hansel, You Gotta Keep Dancing (1995))
 
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